Niharika. But actually.

alltheprettygirlsonatuesdaynight:

Some nights I stay up splashing in my bathtub.

Some nights I bathe in the dark.

Some nights I wish that this water had more bubbles.

Some nights I wish I could dry off.

But I still jump in.

I still take the plunge.

Oh Lord I’m still not sure where I put my sponge.

Where is my sponge? Where is my sponge? Most nights I just use…a washcloth.

This is it boys, this is clean!

What are you dirty for?

Why don’t we wash ourselves already?

I take my tips from the Hygiene King.

Saved me from smelling obscene. 

Scrub twice as hard so I’m super clean.

But here they come again to drain my tub.

That’s alright.

I found a rubber duck in my bath tonight.

Keeps Rachel wondering

who I am, who I am, who I am

Who am I

Well some nights I wish that this bath would end

Cuz I could use a shower for a change

And some nights I’m scared 

The water will be too hot again

Some nights I just sink in (I just sink in)

But I still jump in.

I still take the plunge.

Oh Lord I’m still not sure where I put my sponge.

Where is my sponge? Where is my sponge? Most nights I just use…a washcloth.

So this is it. I got naked for this? Washed off all the dirt for this? I miss Andrew and Jack for this?

No.

When I see suds that’s all they are.

When I hear the faucet it sounds like a song.

Well that is it guys, bath is done!

Five minutes in and I’m bored again.

An evening of this I’m not sure if anybody understands.

This one is not for those in a hurry

Sorry but I like to take my time

Who the fuck wants to bathe alone

I’d rather have all of fun.

My heart is breaking for the water

Because now it’s gotten cold

But then I look into the shiny surface

Man you wouldn’t believe

The most amazing things

That can happen to you…

When you’re Nate Rueee-ESS-EH-EH-EHHH-ESSS. EHHH-ESS-EHHH…

The other night you wouldn’t believe

The bubbles that formed they filled me with glee

I invited you in and we both agreed

It’s for the best you wash my back

It’s for the best we take turns now

OoOoOh…

OMG I LOVE WHOEVER DID THIS 

falseinnocence:

stfuconservatives:

And today, there were armed guards at Lone Star College.

Did you know that there have been five school shootings since the start of 2013? We’re three weeks in. Three weeks, five school shootings. Just let that marinate.

Virginia Tech also had its own armory for the corps of cadets.

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stoneofthehapless:

The man himself, J.R.R. Tolkien

Fun Facts: Tolkien met his wife, Edith Mary Bratt, after moving into the boarding house where she was also staying. He was just sixteen years old, and she was three years his senior. They fell in love over the summer, but Tolkien’s guardian, Father Francis Morgan, disapproved greatly, since Edith was Protestant and Tolkien was a Catholic. He forbid Tolkien to talk, meet, or even correspond with her until he was twenty-one years of age (he even threatened to cut Tolkien’s university career short). So, on the evening of his twenty-first birthday, Tolkien wrote a letter to Edith declaring his love and asking for her hand in marriage. Edith wrote back saying she was engaged to another man, but only because she thought Tolkien had forgotten her. They met under a railway bridge and were reunited. Shortly after, she cut off her engagement and announced she was going to marry Tolkien instead. She even converted to Catholicism. Edith and Tolkien were formally  engaged in 1913, and married in 1916, after Tolkien returned from fighting in World War I. They remained together until Edith’s death in 1971. Tolkien passed away in 1973. 

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extra fun fact: they made it that upon their deaths, only one simple inscription would be carved on each of their tomb stones: on Tolkien’s, “Beren”, and on Edith’s, “Luthien”— the two original lovers from Tolkien’s middle-earth, Beren being a man and Luthien Tinuviel being an elf, who sacrificed their lives— and for Luthien, her immortality— for each other. Luthien ultimately became the first elf to pass on to the gift of Illuvatar, following Beren, rather than making her way to Valinor, last home of the elves. They’re the predecessors to Aragorn and Arwen. 

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amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

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I LOVE AC AND KATHY GRIFFIN SO MUCH

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